A joke from My Crazy brother

Once day during the japanese occupation in malaya, a jap officer called for a person each of the 3 main races in malaya. A Chinese, an Indian and a Malay.

Jap Officer: Eh, kalau lu boleh masuk 10biji apa benda masuk lubang b'lakang lu, tanpa ketawa atau apa-apa, lu tak perlu mati!!

The 3 men then left in search for the objects...

The malay man returned first with 10 rambutans. He shoved and shoved and shoved 9 into he ass. As he was trying to put the 10th one in, he could not stop laughing because the fruit was ticklish. He was shot in the head.

The 2nd man to return was the Indian man. He had brought 10 little pebbles. he pushed them in one by one till the 9th, then broke into laughter. He to was shot.

When he reached heave, the malay man asked him why he laughed.

Malay man: M'apa ketawa lar. Lu tak perlu mati-kan? satu biji lagi ma!

Indian man: I couldn't stop laughing lar adik, after i saw what the chinese man brought.

Malay man: ??!! Apa dia bawa mari?

Indian man: He brought 10 DURIANS!!! *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

Malay man: !!!! *HAHAHA*


Well back in the day, chinese men havent learnt BM well yet, so the man did not understand what the jap officer wanted.

Hope u had a laugh. I sure did.

^(00)^ *hahahhahahah*