they all say the same thing...

Astrological fortune telling ; Hororscope/Starscope ; Chinese Fun Shui Lou ; Lilian Too's fortune telling handbook...to name a few...all say same thing...

Those born in 1990 [Horse year ppl], ( element : earth ; type : metal )

"You will be going through a new change for better in your finances,...., with unexpected drop-in's of income......, as for your love life.........your past love(s) will find the need to return to you once more....accept or deny its up to you...but rest assured they will come[one web site even stated da exact time range for this to happen : 11th FEB - 25th FEB / varies for diff ppl born in year of the horse] and on the topic of health....it'll be as rough as it was when in the year of the rat(last year) though nearing the late-mid part of the year, things should lighten up a bit....bla bla bla(abt family and such....)"

It's all the same...


(Stars given are out of ten basis; sources is dat wa lai toi program on chor 2)
Wealth : * * * * * * * *
Spending Power : * * * * * * *
Health : * * *
Love : * * * * * * *
Family : * * * *
Social : * * * * * [duno wads the meaning of this]


Advice :

Spend wisely, save money...ecconomy still bad...hope wont get worse...so just save....just in case...^^

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Choy San Ye story...

Choy San Ye(at public phone) : Halo, Ah Long ar?
Ah Long A : Yep, how much u want?
Choy San Ye : 5million ada?
Ah Long A : !!!! mana ada wor!!! u wan buy wad o?
Choy San Ye : Its me lar...Choi San Ye! Ecconomy no good this year...no $$ to give out!
Ah Long A : Wait ar, i ask my boss gt more $$$ or not...but interest rate is 10% a day ar...u ok with that?
Choy San Ye : what ever lar..... I nid the $$ in 3hrs!!!
Ah Long A : Okok...whr are u now ar???
Choy San Ye : at petaling street...
Ah Long A : okok be thr in an hour...


Choy San Ye : Harlo?
Ah Long B : Mau b'rapa? seribu? 10ribu? 100ribu pun ada!
Choy San Ye : I want 5million ada?
Ah Long B : 5 ratus ribu!!!! Beli apa??? Gila ar?
Line get cuts off....
Choy San Ye : @#&!%****(curse this ah long! make him kena raid by police later.......makes a note in his VAIO notebook)


Choy San Ye : Harlo?
Ah Long C(female voice) : Hello this is 888 loan service, how may I help u?
Choy San Ye : Wah...so formal!!
Ah Long C : Yes sir, how much would u like like to borrow sir? the minimum amount which u can borrow is 1million, the max is 100million....
Choy San Ye : Hmm...how are the interest rates like?
Ah Long C : Well that depends on how much money u want, sir.
Choy San Ye : I need 5million in 1hr48mins...is it possible for u to loan me that much in such a short time?
Ah Long C : No problem, can u tell me ur location? I'll arrange for the money to b sent to u right away.
Choy San Ye : I'm in petaling street now.
Ah Long C : Ok, then please wait by the Popular bookstore, which is a corner lot. the person bringing you the money is Mr. Zach. By the way sir, my I know ur name for future reference?
Choy San Ye : I'm Choi San Ye lor!
Ah Long C : Very funny mister, please do tell me ur name.
Choy San Ye : I really am Choi San Ye ! Last year ecconomy so bad this year low on cash to give out. So what are the interest rates?
Ah Long C : hey, boss! Choi San Ye wants to speak with u!
Boss C : lets make a deal, u bring more ppl to borrow $$ from me and i'll give u a 0% interest rate. how abt that?
Choy San Ye : Ok deal!!!!
Boss C(shouts elsewhere) : woi ! fai di fai di, dai lui hui qi qiong gai, choi san ye dan gan a!! Fai chai! fai di lar!!!
[Background noice]
(underling) : mei wa??! choi san ye dou wui mo lui?! lei xin ga a?
(Boss C) : gui lei ling zao ling lar! xiong sei a?!
(underling) : .......grumble grumble...
Boss C : sry abt that, the money should reach u in 15minutes.
Choy San Ye : Dou jei sai...

Loaded with 10million ringgit, Choy San Ye spread joy to all in Malaysia.




Hope u enjoyed this....

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! MAY Choy San Ye BRING YOU GOOD FORTUNE THIS YEAR....

at his expense...soo many loans to pay off... XP













1st part was adapted frm THE STAR...
2nd n 3rd were of my own creation....

Should i or should i not change....

I may change...or i may not change course.... hate some eng courses.... feel like doing psy... mum says to try survive 1 sem...if really cannot then only c how lor.... its been a week n a day... n i can fell da preasure bearing me down... no thx... i hate preasure cuz preasure leads to depression...

peer preasure + parents high expectations = stress

stress + stress + stress = depression

depression = getting sick badly

so,

stress = getting sick badly...

So fine, i'll try a sem...worse come to worse, HELP here i come! (or maybe go join ragy class...as her junior...)

**Don't attemp to correct any mistakes you see, be it in grammar or spelling!**

Interesting people from my class...

1st of let me introduce my class rep... His name is Gale, he's abt 2 yrs my senior i think..(nt very sure) has an accent like zhen hui...speaks and has almost the same personality as zhen hui but more outgoing...

den thr are the other guys : Kyle(long haired dude-likes joking) ; Doyle/Daryl(? duno spell sry); Dante(one of Kyle's buddies) ; Kai fu & Nelson ; den da rest cant remember yet....sorry~~ XD

Girls the one who stand out most in my mind is : Jojo....she has like all the qualities dat i hate...but for some reason she stands out in my mind....she bossy, study maniac and her english sounds better than mine....=.='''

the other girls that i remember are : Candy, Amber(always sit beside Kyle), Sheena, Siu Yen, Liza, Leeza, and ...... tak ingat anymore....

Meet 3 lecturers so far: Ms Jane - Linguistics ; Mr. Christoper - Phonetics and Phonology ; Ms Cheng - Grammar...

AFTER BUY SOME BOOKs...BROKE ADI....

4 more sub bo buy yet.....

now no sore throat...more like dry cough....

zzzz...................................

cant get her outta my head!!!!!!!!!!!
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....

Darn it just got bitten by an ant......damn pain...now numb adi.... haiz....

But at least now my bathroom got light and the toilet bowl can flush... 2 good news at the cost of 1 bad news(so far lar)....

Have to sleep early tonight...tomorrow 8am class...have to go early to find the class...

Sheena meeting me and nelson @ 7.15am to cycle together with small round gang to uni~~~

hope can wake up~~~ XD

hate morning classes...

What our kids ae learning these days...

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine ....'


His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'


The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.'


'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked.


'Yes,' he answered.


Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in math?'


The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.'


The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?'

"NO!", the indignant teacher roared back, 'What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'

Hottest Quote I've heard this month :

"Girl, do you know that you're so hot, the sun is jealous of you?"

by

Ean from the hitz.fm morning crew

What a great pick-up line if u ever meet a girl in the day time and the sun is hiding behind a cloud... Though I doubt that you can use this line in a pub at night... Maybe u can say it this way ... -->

"Girl, do you know that you're so hot that the sun is so jealous of you, he's hiding behind the moon?"

Sounds lame and weird to me...

Horrorscope for Horses in the year of the OX

Horse Year Borns: (1906, 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1964, 1978, 1990)

Good Personality Traits: Friendly, Cheerful, Popular and Hardworking.

Bad Personality Traits: Impatient, Selfish, Egotistical and Short Tempered.

Horse's Compatibility: Tiger, Ram and Dog.

Forecast: According to the Chinese Horoscope for Horses, these people are going to undergo a lot of travel in the Year of the Rat. 2009 will bring along many changes and movements for the Horses.

Single Horses can look forward for long lasting love relationships this year.

Professionally, the Horses might face delays in completing projects in 2009. These people are advised to stay focused this year in their professional dealings. Chinese Horoscopes 2009 also indicate that the Horses need to step back and rely on their colleagues for support for gains in their professional life.

Horoscopes for Horses indicate that these people might feel weak in terms of their health in 2009. Chinese Horoscope 2009 advises the Horses to take care of their diets in 2009. They are advised to add healthy and natural food in their diet this year. Since, this will be a year of hard work, the Horses need to take sufficient sleep throughout the year.

As far as the love life of the Horses is considered, the Year of Ox will welcome you with love in the air from your spouse's side. All your loved ones will support you throughout the year. Family members will give the best of their advises to the Horses during this year, so don't neglect them.

Horses are advised not to take risks by investing money this year. These people need to plan their savings very carefully in 2009. Avoid giving loans to anyone in the Year of Ox. Overall, the Year of Ox will bring many changes for the Horses.


Be warned my fellow horses~~

hahaha XD

...>>> new Year and i aint in a good shape<<<...

The start of a new year...and i'm still stuck...nth i want to write yet... but maybe later....

The past year lods lot of what cant let me be....

The past i want to leave behind yet it clings to me even more tightly evry time i want to shake lose...

Looks like i still am not suited for life alone...i aint no hermit.... even after being single for the past erm 5 months i think.... i cant live alone....

Its odd not having to care for someone i love...and that someone loves me in return....i'd want to care, worry, miss that person...its she who makes me want to live life the way it can be...

Being single is a pain for me...its made me very irrational, very easily irritated, ah yes, and my temper isn't any better....if not got any worse...

well i think i might have re-opened my depressed file again...by accident.... well seemingly it was closed after i've been dating(diff partners[2ppl by the way]-seperately... through a 3 years 7 months period..)...i've gt used to having the company of a companion....its cuz of that minor depression back then, dat i really began to counsel other regarding same issues i've been through... Though its a minor depression and bring no harm to my mental and body, well its not what i want to stay in, this state, for long periods of time....

After my latest seperation...which happend like at the end of sem2..it was a dream..one where i trully loved like before... the 2 relationships that had the greatest effect / impression on me was when i was dating with Alisha(1st real gf - nt real name cuz she not 18 yet) and after her, little Agnes...

After agnes, well i think i'm still in pieces...though emotion part has healed...my life is as it was 4 years ago...b4 i started dating....people might say that family is more important than friends...as in earlier post i have disagreed with this statement... I prefer my buddies, friends and partner...

I hold no happy memories for me to bring to kampar to miss having...even da simple dish of pork meat with tomato sos dat i liked my mum had to add weird veges into it..after eating it, i feel rather quesy right now... everytime the whole family agrees dat the dish is nicw, she has to go and add something else to it...sheesh! cant she keep it right? when i voice my oppinion, my dad shit me out, my bro sides with him, and my mum puts on a face as black as a night sky...

no great memories..besides those of me with my friends... I guess what i'll miss will be my heng dai, lim and terk, sisters and all my other friends... oh and a few cousins XP.....

Home sweet home will always be the place to be.....my ass. Maybe after i have my own family, then home will b the place i would like to reside in with the people i love^^

being freaking irritable right now...when dinner wasnt ready at the usual time i ter-flared up...was oledi in a bad mood today anyways...haiz...

Its crazy to know that i cant cope with being single... But i cant force love...so i'll just live with it for now till i meet that someone special again....who will turn my life the right way up again^^

Happy New Year to all

Kampar here i come!!!!

after my driving test on thursday though...

PS : my results arent really nice this sem but at least i passed everything..^^