My hororscope for today

Daily Overview: February 12, 2009

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Explore the world of art today -- even if it's all online. Your eye for beauty is keen and needs to be used more, so you can more easily get your sense of place and come back down to reality.

Daily Single's Love: February 12, 2009

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You're feeling a bit greedy with your time lately. And why not? You're committed to way too many things. It's okay to say no to the serious stuff and yes to romance and fun. Relax and kick back. Call up an old flame or a new interest, and get it on!

(Nt working leh..ask 3...either busy or dah taken....)

Waiter: Table for how many people sir?
Me: Table for one.
Waiter: !!!! Todays Valentines Day sir. We only serve couples....
Me: Oh Damn...I forgot all my dates were busy...
Waiter: Never mind sir. We have catered a special area for bachelors and singles.
Me: Oh you did?
Waiter: Yes. This way please.
Me [after scanning the people at that area...nerds...idiots...]: no thx....i think i'll go buy a pack of candles and ta pao a steak for myself...
Waiter: ........

This is wad i think will happen if i go to any of those cosy high class places for dinner...if this happen at mamak stall, i'll burn the place down!!!

As for the huge post i promised...i'll start it tonight...