Fiction Conversations

Part 1

A: You will love this burger!
B: Sure ornot?
A: Take a bit won't you?
B: *Bite* Mmmm, this tastes GREAT! What's it made of? Beef?
A: Are you an idiot?
C: Cows died out years ago and the only chickens left are museum pieces!
A: Where have you been this few hundred years?
B: Oh shit! Then what the heck did I just eat?
A: Nothing to be alarmed about, it's just ratz.
B: * Bleargh * (PUKES)
C: What an idiot. He actually believed that cows and chickens had died out.

Part 2

A: What are you doing?
B: *didn't hear*
A: Hello~~ Earth to B Earth to B? What are you doing??
B: *still cleaning the porcelain piece - can't hear*
C: (Takes out a howler) WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT THING?!!!
B: (Takes his earphones out) You were saying?
A: Forget it...

Part 3

A: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
B: What the heck is up with you?!
C: He's gone all nuts about this hot girl he had his eyes on since 2 months ago.
A: She is so so so cute when she smiles.
B: I get what you mean..
C: OI!! Stop talking to yourself!!
A: Shut it will you? I'm trying to concentrate!
C: Concentrate on what? Dreaming or the class?
A: Both!
B: Both my foot!!! Your not taking notes nor are you sleeping!
A: Since when do you need to be asleep to dream? Or take notes to b concentrating in class?
B & C: Oh to heck with you! Let's leave him to his day dreaming and get back to sleep.
A: Damn she is soooo kawaii!!!
B & C: (Stuffs A into a gunny sack and leaves him outside class) Messed up fella.
A: (Somehow has a mic in hand which is connected to the lecture room) YOU ARE SO SO CUTE!!!
B & C: Someone, kill him already!!!
*BANG BANG BANG*
D: Done.
B & C: Thanks..
A: You~~ Are~~ So~~ lovely, cute, shy and kawaii!!!~~~
B, C & D: Forget it..damn crazy guy..die oledi still wan cont..
From that day onwards that same phrase would be heard at that lecture hall.

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